magusfang Posted June 6, 2014 Report Posted June 6, 2014 A WORLD WITHOUT WOMEN WOULD BE A PAIN IN THE BUTT IF YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THAT, THEN YOU ARE TO YOUNG TO BE ON THIS SITE! Quote
magusfang Posted June 7, 2014 Author Report Posted June 7, 2014 Dear Algebra, Please stop asking us to find your X She's never coming back and don't ask Y Quote
magusfang Posted June 7, 2014 Author Report Posted June 7, 2014 If I go online and see that your profile picture is a car, I'm going to assume you are a Transformer! Quote
magusfang Posted June 8, 2014 Author Report Posted June 8, 2014 I don't trust joggers. they are always the first to find the body I mean I'm no detective byt... just sayin... Quote
magusfang Posted June 9, 2014 Author Report Posted June 9, 2014 The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has it's limits! -Albert Einstien Rescue25 and Flexy68 2 Quote
magusfang Posted June 9, 2014 Author Report Posted June 9, 2014 I stood here all day and nothing...I'm so depressed Flexy68 1 Quote
magusfang Posted June 10, 2014 Author Report Posted June 10, 2014 Assholes on Parade by Timbuk 3 It’s an asshole celebration and they’re all out on the street See them on the sidewalk, oh hear those shufflin’ feet As twenty thousand assholes do an asshole promenade Step aside good people it’s the assholes on parade We got the assholes for freedom, the assholes for fun The assholes for Jesus and the assholes for guns The assholes for justice, the assholes for crime And the assholes for assholes, the assholes of all time Assholes makin money, they’re makin all the rules Takin all our jobs and they’re fillin up our schools Assholes in the water, assholes in the sky Sign that says help wanted only assholes need apply Oh teacher won’t you tell me, Have I really made the grade Am I the head of the class Or just another asshole on parade Assholes give the orders and assholes row the boat Assholes get elected ‘cause assholes get to vote I once heard it said that old asshole never die They just lay in bed and multiply Assholes in the morning, assholes every night Assholes to the left and assholes to the right As twenty thousand assholes do an asshole promenade Step aside good people, it’s the assholes on parade kagome26isawsome, Flexy68, bookworm51485 and 1 other 4 Quote
magusfang Posted June 10, 2014 Author Report Posted June 10, 2014 Without a body, it's just a missing person....Just sayin Quote
magusfang Posted June 11, 2014 Author Report Posted June 11, 2014 I want you to know that somebody cares It's not me! But I'm sure there is somebody out there...somewhere......ok maybe not.... Quote
magusfang Posted June 11, 2014 Author Report Posted June 11, 2014 What if I was a woman trapped in a man's body But didn't realize it because I was a lesbian! Quote
magusfang Posted June 12, 2014 Author Report Posted June 12, 2014 (edited) si post fata venit gloria non propero (If glory follows death, I can wait.) Edited June 12, 2014 by magusfang Quote
magusfang Posted June 12, 2014 Author Report Posted June 12, 2014 (edited) There should be one of these on every street corned! Edited June 12, 2014 by magusfang Quote
magusfang Posted June 14, 2014 Author Report Posted June 14, 2014 No matter how many mistakes you make or how slow you progress, you are still way ahead of everyone who isn’t trying bookworm51485 1 Quote
magusfang Posted June 15, 2014 Author Report Posted June 15, 2014 If it's bigger than you, run from it; if you can't run from it, then make friends with it. if it won't be your friend, kill it; if you can't kill it, at least don't scream when it eats you it's undignified! Quote
magusfang Posted June 15, 2014 Author Report Posted June 15, 2014 (edited) Imagination is more important than knowledge Knowledge is limited Imagination encircles the world. - Albert Einstien Edited June 15, 2014 by magusfang Flexy68 1 Quote
magusfang Posted June 16, 2014 Author Report Posted June 16, 2014 “It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages.” ― Friedrich Nietzsche Kurahieiritr 1 Quote
magusfang Posted June 17, 2014 Author Report Posted June 17, 2014 (edited) Edited June 17, 2014 by magusfang Rescue25 1 Quote
magusfang Posted June 18, 2014 Author Report Posted June 18, 2014 Ok, I really don't know what to say Quote
magusfang Posted June 18, 2014 Author Report Posted June 18, 2014 It had to happen sooner or later... Quote
magusfang Posted June 19, 2014 Author Report Posted June 19, 2014 “Never laugh at live dragons.” ― J.R.R. Tolkien Quote
magusfang Posted June 19, 2014 Author Report Posted June 19, 2014 (edited) In case you're wondering why you should never laugh at a live dragon! I'm thinking this is definitive proof of dragons too! I mean this is proof of bigfoot right? Has to be accurate, look at his widdle weeny! Edited June 19, 2014 by magusfang Flexy68 1 Quote
magusfang Posted June 19, 2014 Author Report Posted June 19, 2014 My Favorite Sex Laws 1: Oral sex is illegal in 18 states, including Arizona That’s just depressing! 2: In Virginia it is illegal to have sex with the lights on Just how ugly are these girls? 3: In Willowdale, Oregon, it is illegal for husband’s to talk dirty during sex So in Virginia it’s illegal to see them, and here to talk to them, well that’s two of the monkeys! 4: Sex between unmarried couples in Georgia is illegal So is that premarital sex or a foursome? 5: Engaging in any sexual position other than missionary is illegal in Washington D.C. So Congress is breaking the law when they tell you to bend over and take it! 6: In Connersville, Wi, it is illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner is having an orgasm So can she shoot off the gun, and does that include when his “gun” goes off? 7: In Harrisburg Pennsylvania it is illegal to have sex with a truck driver in a toll booth But what if you don’t have exact change? 8: Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal in Florida I just don’t know what to say to that… 9: In Utah it is illegal to marry your first cousin before the age of 65 So patience IS rewarded! 10: Sex with animals is perfectly legal for men in Washington state, as long as the animal in question weighs less than 40 pounds So put that sheep on a diet! Quote
magusfang Posted June 19, 2014 Author Report Posted June 19, 2014 World Cup Quote (That's right, I folded - don't judge me!) "We lost because we didn't win." -Renaldo (Brazilian Linker, evidently he only has one name, like Madonna) I think that about covers it. Another one I liked. "Football is a simple game, 22 men chase a little ball around a field for three hours and in the end, the Germans win!" Collin Brent (English Defender) Kurahieiritr 1 Quote
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